That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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