even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
