So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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