Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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