one two three fourrrrnication!
i already hear my dad disowning me
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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