I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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