we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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