yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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