do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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