my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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