let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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