At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
