True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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