is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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