You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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