i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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