I must be too annoying 4 u.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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