why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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