I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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