I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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