Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
