Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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