they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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