Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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