she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I smell like Dick and happiness
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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