Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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