The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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