This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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