Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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