I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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