I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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