They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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