i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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