I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
