Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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