pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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