good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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