A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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