I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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