How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
