I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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