i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
third nipple confirmed
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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