i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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