We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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