By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you win again, gameday.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Every concussion has its silver lining
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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