I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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