I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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