Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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