My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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