thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
